Q: What did the young calendar say to the old calendar? A: You're so out of date          Q: What did the puddle say to the rain? A: You can drop in any time          Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A: A carrot          Q: What do you call a yeti in a phonebox? A: StuckQ: What lies shivering at the bottom of the sea? A: A nervous wreck          Q: What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog? A: A ten foot toothbrush          Q: What do ghosts eat? A: Ghoulash and spooketti          Q: What's yellow and smells like green paint? A: Yellow paintQ: What did one shooting star say to the other? A: Pleased to meteor          Q: What's warm and wet and the longer it stands the stronger it gets? A: A pot of tea          Q: What are the biggest ants in the world? A: Gi-ants          Q: What's Rupert Bear's middle name? A: TheQ: How do monsters like their eggs? A: Terri-fried          Q: Why did the boy throw his clock out of the window? He wanted to see time fly          Q: What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A: A woolly jumper          Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand? A: A palm treeQ: Did you hear the joke about the oak tree? A: It's acorny one          Q: Why do bees hum? A: Because they don't know the words          Q: Which side of a sheep has the most wool? A: The outside          Q: What do you call a boy in a pile of leaves? A: RussellQ: How do billboards talk? A: Sign language          Q: Why did the book join the police? A: So he could work undercoverQ: Where do you weigh whales? A: In a whale weigh station          Q: What is the fastest food in the world? A: Milk, it's past your eyes before you know it          Q: Where did the policeman live? A: 999 Letsby AvenueQ: What's big and red and lies upside down in the gutter? A: A dead bus          Q: Why is the sky so high? A: So that birds don't bump their heads          Q: How do you throw a party in space? A: You planet          Q: What's short, green and goes camping? A: A boy sprout Q: Which motorcycles do clowns ride? A: Yama ha ha ha ha          Q: Why was the book in hospital? A: Because it hurt its spine          Q: What did the lawyer call her daughter? A: Sue          Q: What makes a tree noisy? A: Its barkQ: What do call a fly with no wings? A: A walk          Q: What did the traffic warden say to the librarian? A: You're booked          Q: What's hairy and gets lost all the time? A: A werewolf          Q: Where do spiders get information from? A: The webQ: Why did the bird go to the theatre? A: So it could wait in the wings          Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Are you going out tonight?          Q: What is the best way to catch a fish? A: Have someone throw one to you          Q: Which sea will make you go ape? A: The chimpan-seaQ: Where would you find a prehistoric cow? A: In a moo-seum          Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk          Q: Why was the football stadium so hot? A: Because of the match          Q: What do you call a group of scientists travelling on the underground? A: A tube of smarties Q: Why can't you tell a snake a joke? A: Because you can't pull its leg          Q: What is grey and carries a suitcase? A: A mouse going on holiday          Q: What starts with T, ends with T and is full of T? A: A teapot          Q: What is brown and sticky? A: A stick 
Q: What's the fastest thing underwater? A: A motorpike          Q: What is never bruised however often it falls? A: Snow

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